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What's the worst thing you've ever got away with at work?Alt: I'm not a fan of doughnuts, but if you had to have one what type would you choose?
Altalt: When was the last time you went 'commando'?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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wanking in the bogs doesn't count as sex.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Really? Fuck.Well I guess I'm still a virgin then. Gosh darn it.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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arsing about showing off a dinosaur lunchbox...in front of the very important visitor. Spent the rest of the day hiding in the darkroom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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You're livin' all over me, sporto.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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Probably fucking the technical writer a few years agoAlt:
Jam
Alt Alt:
When wearing shorts as they have built in "cupping mesh"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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About 11 or 12I'm not sure....
*thinks*
12
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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I've been here 15 years as of today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Indeed2 extra days holiday now though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Why is it called 'going commando'?Anyone know?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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Heavens to Murgatroyd!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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armywww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=going+commando
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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alright sexy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Man, Imma make hate to you*mounts*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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altalt: all of themprobably toffee for preference
altalt: when I'd not washed enough pants
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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altaltlolsEDIT:
The first one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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Technical and boring but cost the company £16k....I'm on a train, destination pub!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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\o/I'm currently writing our new upgrade routine. 4 pints of Peroni helps this process
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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I look forward to you rewriting on Monday!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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Believe it or not, it is actually working(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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There's only one type of donutJam filled and sprinkled with sugar. I don't recognise any other donuts as donuts, you donut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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The theme to Trumpton hasn't aged well(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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that's my kind of party(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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Ain't no party, like a Custard Apple Ring party(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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There's so many sexual metaphors in there that I don't know where to start(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1700238
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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I go commando all the time.Admittedly only when I'm in the flat as my trousers have a habit of slipping down below the level of arse-apex.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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and then it gets all porny(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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This is making it difficult to concentrateDo you want to come back to ours?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Spending £1800 on a night out via the company credit card(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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I must admit I was kinda shitting myself when I showed the MD the bill(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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Better than showing the bill the MDs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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ello ello ello cow(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Nicked some fags from my employer when I was about 21In my defence, my employers at the time were - and I want to make sure I use the correct vernacular here - "cunts"
Since then, nowt of interest. I tend to claim a full day's pay for any meetings in London even though the meeting itself lasts 3.5 hours and I'm drinking the rest of the time. ROCK'N'ROLL.
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Still drinking on work time though innitDon't deny me my pretensions of rebellion, Sporters
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Brain Cloughs papershoplolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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*ghost in green jumper points*NOW THEN YOUNG MAN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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We used to get shitfaced behind the bar when i started in bars, not sure that counts though, as it was par for the course back then. Now everything is different.
Used to sit out the back and smoke spliffs, occassionally dropped an E if we knew we were going out after so we'd be up when we got there.
alt; donuts are shit, but if i had to, custard filled.
Altalt: I'm not wearing any underwear right now, just got out of the shower and decided to air dry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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you and Kroney should make a film together(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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you both seem to like giving your bits and airing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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are you suggesting you want to watch a film of me and kroney poncing about with our balls swaying in the cooling evening breeze?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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GAZ IM ME(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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Striking poses to best set off our scrota in the golden-copper sunsetit'd be totally arthouse, dude.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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we're totally going to Cannes with this one.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:12,
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let's pretend i did the strikethroughs to make "cannes" into "anus"and then let's pretend it was funny
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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HahahahahhahaaHTH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Sorry, it appears the film "Scrotal Vengeance " has already been made..*shakes head*
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Scrotal recallArnies lesser known movie
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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I appreciate the effort you're putting in to keeping comedy buoyant on this great forum.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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who said I'd watch it? Actually maybe I would, I like horror
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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'doing the hairy Newton's cradle'is a well known position in man on man action
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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PIG SHIT II - b3ta's Revenge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Thanks Man Vs Foodvoodoodoughnut.com/index.php
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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About 15 years ago I crashed the mainframe for an entire afternoon. Whole company ground to a halt.Apparently IBM came in to take away my source code as "it shouldn't have been able to do that".
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having sex in one of the empty flats when i was a letting agentalt: the fresh hot sugary ones at alton towers. failing that, a krispy kreme.
altalt: thongs ftw.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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Thongs are rank.A stinky bit of string, chiseled out the arse crack, not pleasant. I don't mean that I wear one, like Mr Stringfellow...
www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=78XenOQd63c_MM:&imgrefurl=http://letsgist.com/knicker-whopper-glory-the-end-of-the-g-strings/&docid=xX4xsTsPm6tVaM&imgurl=http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01520/SNN0335PETER--_1520779a.jpg&w=532&h=769&ei=_hclUJiYGaPT0QXpsYDACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=844&vpy=120&dur=2839&hovh=270&hovw=187&tx=116&ty=172&sig=108100896007836885075&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=106&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:85&biw=1280&bih=806
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Go on, you know you want to. Don't worry, it's a rear view, you can't see his face.(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Thongs, like everything elseare hot if worn on something hot. Flabby cheeks and a gunt are going to make the laciest french knicker look grim.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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guntTruly one of the top words
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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HELLO HOW'S THE HANGOVER?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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I am halfway through a pint of cider to try and clear it. I still cannot face food. A wank helped.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Cheaper than a Bacon Sarnie I suppose(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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Fuck why didn't I read before I clicked(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation. (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I totally had sex lies with the hot receptionist on the photocopier while giving a presentation.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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No, I'm just pleased to see you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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It's never happened before(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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CLICK(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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ARISE PANDATRONYOUR TIME IS NOW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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Pandatron?PANDATRON!!!!
Where are you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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hahahahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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Thank youMy desk is like the opening scene of MacBeth at the minute
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Depends who nicks the last chicken leg(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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He’s FrenchThat’s the closest they get to a battle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Serving refreshments to the winners.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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Alt:The doughnut in granny's greenhouse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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Euphemism of the day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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Shenase Reade (or what ever her name is)Is totally winning at the ET biking event
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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I'm actually going to be gutted when the Olympics is overI might have to go back to mingling with you spastics for my worktime jollies
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Did you watch any of the womens volleyball earlier?Japan Vs Brasil?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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The only females in the whole olympics with tits All play for the Brasillian volleyball team
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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Going around telling people if I think they annemic or not by tasting the bits in that little bin that the disabled toilets has. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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it's very very hot outside(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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NEW THREAD FOR THE LAST HOUR PLEASE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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