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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck it, how do you conform to your regional stereotype/Im from Yorkshire, now live in the NW, and pretty much comply with both. Yorkshire Pud, and Black Pud, fucking ace.
This is a food thread btw, if you want an alt, then suggest one, and you'll be rated out of 10. Prize for the best one.
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North East born and bredStotties are excellent - bigger bacon sarnie innit?
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Brown or pink?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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I thought you'd go for the difficult brown over the easy pink(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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Not sure why anyone would go for a more difficult shot with a lower points rewardYour logic is bizarre
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I'm an absolutely terrible regional stereotype.I'm not an alcoholic, I'm generous to the last, you can take me anywhere without having to go back later to apologise, and I can't stand whisky, haggis, or Irn Bru.
Alt: I was sure it was Saturday today. Have we had Friday twice?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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Yes.Except elephant polo. I'm world class at that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Do you wear trunks for that?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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You must have big handsI have no idea where I came up with that, sorry
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I've got some tweezers tooif you want me round yours...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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You'll need to find it first!Oh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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Think back...When was the last time you saw it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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It was nestled in my palms not 5 mins ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Palms?Beadlelolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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I'm from Nottingham but have no history of either excessive drug-related firearms offensive nor robbing from the rich to give to the poorI now live in Norfolk and have a full compliment of digits sans webbing and have felt zero attraction to an of my family members
Sorry
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Medical acronyms, scribbled in the margin of your med files. Apparently, NFN, means "Normal For Norfolk", ie, the guy's a tard.
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This is no mere rumourbut active medical practice. Other acronyms include CTD - circling the drain, ie not long for this world. Doctors are cunts.
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you're welcomewait...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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No wonder they all shit themselveswhen we got the right to see our own medical records.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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From midwives and paediatricians'notes 'DIP''Dad Is a Prick'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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GFPO = good for parts only. Apparently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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As a true metropolitan type*I eat pretty much everything, part from some Mexican food. But also, being British vast quantities of roast meat and goose fat roast potatoes have to be consumed on a regular basis.
I lived in Hong Kong for almost two years and never got a craving for anything apart from a proper roast meal.
* wanker
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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When did you live in Hong Kong?Cos if it was before 1997 you were basically living in Britain
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2004- 06. Lived in Happy Valley over looking the race course, worked in Times Sq. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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Given the average height of the Chinese I felt quite tall when I lived there. In the same way I feel slim when I go to America. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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I'm from Sarfend But now live in the Lake District,
So being southern I hate northerns and having lived up north for many years I hate Southerners...
Which makes me hating pretty much everyone nice and easy
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black pudding is aceI am from the NW, originally. I like brown sauce, too. I don't own a flat cap and I am not a train spotter.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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No, but you are a LARPer.I'm not sure that's any less weird.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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perhaps I should class myself as coming from the imaginary land of Edreja. I'm pretty normal for there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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I tried hogs pudding in Cornwall a couple of weeks ago. Delicious. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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i don't know what that isthis evening we're off to a vietnamese restaurant. Time to drag out the napalm burger joke again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog's_pudding
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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I used to eat it loadsbut I've not had it for years. It's best in Edinburgh where it's deep fried and has chips, but that's true of everything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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Being Jewish I guess counts as you're talking about a culture; the food part. As a Londoner, the only thing I can think of is that I don't gworp at way overly priced food... £30 on a sushi take away for one person, £6 for a sandwich, spending a good £20 on 3 or 4 nice cheeses that wouldn't feed two people.
As a Jew, I love bobbilas (little motza doughnut/pancake things that can be savoury or sweet), chicken soup, real bagels, salt beef....etc
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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I'm from East Anglia and I've never fucked any of my relations.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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My mother told me today she's reading THAT 'book'.I feel proper dirty now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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I bet she's diddling away now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Flicking the bean like she's playing subuteo on speed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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i don't know.does the south east hold any culinary oddities or uniqueness? who knows.
Edit: Only thing i can think of, is possibly the game around here, loads of rabbit and wood pigeon, deer, that sort of thing. Hung up by our back door every week, yummy yummy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Oxfordshire.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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yeah, i have become a bit of a snob.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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You're in bizarre company here thenNo posh twats on OT. Except Monty, Battered, Kroney, Swipe, Al, Nakers, Rory, Amberl and Berk.
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Berk's not posh, she's from PrestonSwipe's not posh, she's from Manchester
Neither am I.
Amberl is dead posh, though. Like, championship posh. So I'm told.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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implying i am "mad fer" youmakes you sound like dozer!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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No. Mad fer it, you dozy trout.As in a well-known Mancunian saying.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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i think posh twat is a bit strong for me, you should meet some of the bellends that get churned out of the private school system here, all buggery and salmon pink trousers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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I am wearing salmon pink cotton shorts. Do you have a problem with that?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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do you have any friends called tarquin,or winstanley?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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No, but some with names like Giles, Magnus etc. I do not know a single Kevin, Wayne or Tracey.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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We also had a duke, several lords and ladies etc at our wedding. Wife's family are v v posh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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What did they make of you then?Are you capable of pulling it together when in Company?
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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I do not care what you think. However, if you EVER get round to arranging our biz dev drinks I promise not to wear them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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oooooh yes i must do thati will gaz you next week!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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thats practically the fucking midlandsFucking south east my arse...
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WE GET COUNTED IN TO BBC SOUTH TODAY SO FUCK YOU.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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Oxford itself is just south of the M40so I guess it depends on whereabouts in Oxfordshire he is.
The M40 is the deviding line between north and south btw
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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Considering the M40 runs North-Souththat's quite impressive.
+ly retarded.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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No it runs east to wetwith a bit of a bongle as it goes west. It'd diagonal, I suppose.
At any rate, it means we get to keep Bristol and Gloucester, which I like and lose Essex, which I don't.
Edit: Having Googled it, I will admit it's less of a "bit of a bongle" than it is a fully weaponised boner.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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east to wet?that's my kind of road
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:23,
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I ate game a lot whilst in Yorkshire.I lived on the coast so we had fish straight off the boat, or pier if I could be arsed to sit there. Lovely grub.
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we get great big hauls of crayfish out of the canal every year, and have a huge barbecue.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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i love that they're such a pest now, that it is illegal to put them back.there isn't a whole lot of meat on 'em, but if everyone can catch 1 to 20, they're a good starter while we cure the steaks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Hunger hunger hunger hunger...Nicest fish I have had, was Whitby smoked kippers, absolutely amazing.
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there's a little place on the south of the Isle of Wight, called steep hill cove, there is a little shack there, owned by a couple, he goes out every morning, catches fish, and then serves lunch. There is only about 6 tables, but my god, i've never had fish so good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Is this it?www.steephillcove-isleofwight.co.uk/crab_shed.html
I've always meant to go to the isle of Wight, this sounds another reason.
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thats the one, its a great place.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Purchased scallops straight from the boat in Cornwall recently. 60p each. N.O.M. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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fish winning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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There's only 3 things that smell of fish, and one of them is fish...(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I'm a Surreyman.Apparently that makes me posh, or something. People who know me will tell you otherwise.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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You'll be Surrey in a minute!*shakes fist*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Oh hi, looked up for a second from fancying your whippet?Eh lad. Oo ee by gum.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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I have a mental picture of RoryScribbling down all this information on a note pad.
With a grin from ear to ear.
Eyes glazed.
The pencil moving so fast it's smoking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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hahaha!File - Open
sportscow
Likes: Stotties
File - Save
File - Exit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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I'm lolling at this from the newslettertwitter.com/HarryMyCatDied
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Soz chomps I missed your post earlierOn a tight budget?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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I'm from middlesex and can only think that I'm normal,and everyone from anywhere else is different in a "not quite as good as me" sort of way.
So I guess I conform to my regional stereotype. I'm dreadfully sorry about this, because most of you do make an effort.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Ha MiddlesexBattered has low sex
And Monty has Highsex
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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and yet none of thisanswers why you are thinking about them having sex...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Everyones got to have a hobby :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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Or why you are thinking of him thinking about them having sex.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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I just can't believe you're all still posting with 5 minutes til beer o clock.(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm off in one minutes time.See you all on Monday.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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2am. have had the worst two days in a long time. Tonight has involved 2 full scale panic attacks, an inability to keep food down, and a great deal of confusion and hurt.
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I would also like to provide a status update: much improvement in that department. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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what, having sex with battered, monty and bartleby?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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I'm Birmingham born and bredYet I don't speak with a Brummy accent, nor am I thick as pigshit. I do quite like ELO though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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Looks like the grandmothers boyfriend did do it.www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/10/tia-sharp-police-find-body
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Not entirely unexpected. Still terrible though. I never used to really give a shit when these sorts of things used to happen, but now I am a father I view it very differently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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If only you could apply this new found perspective to other things outside of your experience.You might not be such a gimp.
HTH x
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It's weird that the grandmother has a partner of 37 years old.I mean, you think grandmother... you think 60+ years
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Sorry to burst your bubble PoppetThis is broken england.
The maths of council estate
16 have a kid = Free flat
at 32 the kid has a kid = they get a free flat
Pervy boy friend (fiend) waits a while then sexually molests said kid of kid.
= Broken council scub bags never having to work
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:23,
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You wear a baseball cap,nothing whatsoever posh about that Mr Dozer.
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synchronised swimmers seem to be robots(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:38,
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You and your bloody robots(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:05,
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