Late entry for the "accidental innuendo"...
I needed cat litter, among other groceries. So I wrote an abbreviated shopping list on the back of my hand.

Thus is was that I wandered around sporting the word "c.lit". And it took me ages to locate, too.

Oh, well.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, 13 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

But once you'd found it
Did you have a satisfied pussy?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:46, Reply)

You write your shopping list on your hand!
How cute.
I buy far too much stuff to be able to do that.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, Reply)

still
I hope you were able to put your finger on it once you found it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Have you SEEN
...the size of enzyme's hands?
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:33, Reply)

@Fireflier
Yeah, that pic in his profile is clever photography. That's actually a fully grown black panther he's holding!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:50, Reply)

@Fireflier
it's what he does with them that counts
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, Reply)

_test^{TestTestTestTest}
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Just testing something.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

www.ratemykitten.com
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1683379
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

best pic of Al yet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:16, Reply)

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:14, Reply)