Friday! Payday!
Is anyone placing to buy themselves a thing today? I haven't bought anything except essentials for about 2 months so this weekend I will buy... a thing.

What thing will you buy if anything? Also how will you break your fast?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:30, 53 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

I got paid last week m8, gutted for you

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:48, Reply)

Morning!
Might buy a guitar I saw on Ebay.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:49, Reply)

What flavour?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:42, Reply)

Carbon fibre

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 22:57, Reply)

I might hire some inexpensive prostitutes
Actually no. Keep that money for next weekend. Ms Foxtrot 2.0 is going away.

Probably beer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 9:15, Reply)

I count alcohol alongside food.
after rent and food it's definitely my main bill.

What I really want to buy is the new mini snes so I can play Starwing again. Everywhere sold out instantly unfortunately.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:40, Reply)

Your Starwing is my Prodigy tickets
Also yes. Alcohol is basic human sustenance. Buying it is mandatory. It counts as "what I'll buy today" because of all the things I MIGHT buy, it's the only guarantee.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:43, Reply)

Probably more trainers. Maybe the New Balance 597 Neotropic Pack, still want Nike Air Flight white/tropical/Teal but can’t find any.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 9:56, Reply)

The facebooks just recommended combichrist to me
Time to do a suicide.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:59, Reply)

I'd like to revise my answer to the original question
It should now read "champagne, party hats and a big banner celebrating Darwinism"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:17, Reply)

Please don’t killl yourself! Just fuck off instead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:17, Reply)

Haven't done a strikethrough in ages
don't
instead you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:20, Reply)

Anal of blast.
I suggest you should listen to Anal of blast.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:31, Reply)

No thank you.
Khanate is about as metal as my tastes run.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:32, Reply)

Ohgr y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:06, Reply)

Y

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:29, Reply)

I've been haemorrhaging beer money all week for a film festival.
Going to have a quiet one this weekend, I reckon.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:03, Reply)

Just posting this reply to stay inclusive.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:27, Reply)

Unusual name, Clusive.
I will be stocking up on whisky as my stock is dangerously low. Talisker and some Speyside depending on what's on offer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:58, Reply)

I just got some Drambuie and Makers Mark as a leaving present from work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:28, Reply)

They must have thought a lot of you to spend a whole fifty quid on booze!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:48, Reply)

Fun sponge

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:07, Reply)

Wonderful gifts you can keep forever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 17:21, Reply)

Why spend good money on people who are fucking off eh, it's not like they'll do anything more for you in return

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 17:57, Reply)

the person leaving should buy the gifts, they’re the ones fucking off to somewhere better

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 18:19, Reply)

When I left my last training job
I was presented with one of the company first aid kits. They'd replaced the contents with a skull mask, a hammer, a length of cord, a bin liner, a print out of the local area with the schools circled in red, and an a4 printout of Jimmy Saviles face.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 18:43, Reply)

Bunch of wakki cunts, sounds like you did well to leave

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 18:49, Reply)

The guy behind it also
posted a picture of it on facebook. Which I didn't notice for a while as I rarely go on it. The hammer was good though.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 29 Sep 2017, 19:01, Reply)