Manage to pull at a house party, proceeded to get up to all sorts despite being pissed up. Feeling pretty smug I was, until I went for a piss, turned the bathroom light on and caught a glimpse of coco the carnivorous sex clown in the mirror. Ah, that's why she tasted of aluminium down there.
(Amberleaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:02, 9 replies)

You fucked Folly from the Moomins?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:14, closed)

Aluminium?
Was she a fucking Vulcan or something?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:15, closed)

Even the Malaysians woulda had trouble losing one of them fuckers.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:22, closed)

Iron in Zion or summat

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:46, closed)

As you know being a doctor
blood contains iron, which in turn tastes metallic. She must have whipped out the tampon just before....Nice.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:27, closed)

*aluminum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 22:03, closed)

Don't go there.

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 1:59, closed)

Clicking Coco the Carniverous Sex Clown over here.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:26, closed)

Definitely!
I shall steal it and claim it as my own!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 21:01, closed)