One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
« Go Back
I managed to impress her by unscrewing her tongue piercing as we kissed
She was considerably fatter than I had anticipated
I ran away
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:59, 6 replies)
She was considerably fatter than I had anticipated
I ran away
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:59, 6 replies)
How do you 'anticipate' someone's fatness after you've snogged them?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, closed)
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06, closed)
She was a goth
Black clothes and a corset can be deceptively slimming, plus I was quite, quite drunk
It was only when I realised I couldn't get my hands to meet around her back that I suspected she might be Badger fodder
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:34, closed)
Black clothes and a corset can be deceptively slimming, plus I was quite, quite drunk
It was only when I realised I couldn't get my hands to meet around her back that I suspected she might be Badger fodder
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:34, closed)
Are you not familiar with the whole 'blind date' thing where you get to know each other while wearing blindfolds?
All the cool kids are doing it
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:08, closed)
All the cool kids are doing it
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:08, closed)
Are you sure she had a pierced tongue?
Maybe you'd just loosened a filling?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:26, closed)
Maybe you'd just loosened a filling?
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:26, closed)
« Go Back