one-night stop
getting extremely passionate with a bloke i'd picked up one night, we learned a very important lesson: no matter how much you want a shag, DO NOT take your pants off at the top of the stairs.a slip, a lot of clattering, banging, bouncing and swearing, a ride in an ambulance and 6 hours in a&e followed. my unlucky gentleman friend landed himself a broken arm, a fractured collarbone and a great many scrapes and bruises.
and me? all i got was bruises, due to landing on something soft, namely him.
length? never did get to find out :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 17:11, 6 replies)

i also have an aversion to capital letters.

(McChinaman banned, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 19:21, closed)

i only use them if i'm in a shouty mood

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:15, closed)

Was his gentlemanly intention to fuck you in the stairwell?
I usually wait until I'm in the bedroom before removing my trousers. Just saying.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:07, closed)

not sure
we were both very drunk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:15, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)

hahahahaha

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 16:59, closed)