He claimed...
he didn't care when he found out I porked his sister. After I'd been married for 3 years or so, he started making overtures towards my wife. She threw me out to make room for him. They got married, then, 6 or so years later, divorced. The one he'd thown out to be with my ex ended up marrying me. 17 years later, we're still on...
(thanatos, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 2:37, 10 replies)

'porked'?
how lovely.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 7:18, closed)

Low rent colonials.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 8:43, closed)

Your brother sounds like a cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 8:54, closed)

Ha!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 9:51, closed)

splendid edge off the bat for a 4.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:41, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/quitters/post164173
( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:08, closed)

How is Cornwall ?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:30, closed)

Ghastly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 19:02, closed)

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

After the break, the results of the DNA test...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:12, closed)

not human

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:00, closed)