Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Third?I found out that my nephew managed to fail out of a very expensive university in his third year, having taken out over $60K in loans himself and having his mother (my sister) take out god knows how much against her retirement. He got into a fraternity and had a three year party, and was told halfway through a semester to go home and not return.
The kicker? His fraternity nickname was "Fluffer".
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:45,
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You should harvest his organsto refund your sister.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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Better than thathe's in the Navy now, because the GI Bill can be used to pay off old school debts as well as sending you through after. For the amount he owed he had to sign up for a six year hitch.
He may earn the nickname yet.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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You could whore him out to pay for the debt in a "Deuce Bigalow" stylee........but like you say, he's in the Navy now, so he's done a similar thing...
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