Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Coffee shop to work placeI work in a big office block in the City.
Often you will be stood behind people in the queue for coffee shop who actually work in the same building as me but we never see each other.
Today I listended to:
1 - Man, I was so drunk I sh*t my guts up.
2 - what - not on our floor?
1 - Nah, I go to the fourth floor. Safest bet.
2 - ha ha ha.
I work on the fourth floor.
I'm coming to the second floor next time I need a dump you f*cker.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:43,
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I'm willing to bet that I've never stood behind people who work in the same building as you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:56,
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Make surethat you don't use the 2nd floor toilets, just the 2nd floor will do.
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