Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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I met a girloff teh net.
on the second meeting... (after frollicking on the first and thinking i was on for certain)
...shortly after arriving i presented her with... ...a sea monkey aquarium i'd bought from the gadget shop.
that pretty much ended the night, she kept leaving the room, within half an hour i was leaving (more like being ejected) and then i had to drive 150 miles home cursing myself.
she never saw, nor spoke to me ever again.
jammer.
NB. girls don't appreciate sea monkies. they come as eggs. in a packet. packets of insect eggs don't make girls hump you. fact.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:21, Reply)
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