Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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A pregnant Santa in dragEvery year my hubby and I have this gay tradition that we exchange a really nice (read expensive) christmas tree decoration. Thus we thought, by the time we're in our forties our tree will truly look fantastic (if it wasn't for the bits of cruddy tinsel and pasta on a string that our kids bring home from school every year - but that's another story).
Anyway, last year this tradition was cancelled forever due to the disgust that greeted my tree ornament. I had a feeling as I unwrapped the handpainted goose egg with gold filigree from him that my gift was not going to be quite in the same league, but at this point it was too late, and getting funnier by the second.
So smirking away I let him unwrap the BEST Santa tree ornament I ever found. He was handcarved, handpainted, full drag make-up, white elbow gloves, big boobies and pregnant belly.
He was not amused. God some people have no sense of humour. He only let me hang it on the tree if I put it at the back.
Come to think of it I haven't seen it this year - bastard.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 18:10, Reply)
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