Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Christophe.....was my mum's friend's lodger some time ago, and although I never met him personally, I don't see this as a bad thing. Amongst the usual filthy behaviour (i.e. piles of rubbish left in his room, unchanged spunk encrusted sheets and so on) there were two things that really, ahem, stood out about this man.
Après wank, he used to collect his man juices in a tub by his bed. Now having read the rest of the thread, apperently this isn't as uncommon as I'd thought, but if someone can explain why they would want gone-off jizz by the side of their bed, let me know. Because it smells bad.
But his idea of intimate hygiene left a lot to be desired. If he was going out on the pull with the intent of schmoozing up a ladyfriend, he would freshen up his nether regions....
with Glade Touch'n'Fresh.
Air Freshener + sweaty cock and balls - showering = yuk. Like when someone tries to cover up BO with Lynx, but with a flowery smell. Apparently he wasn't very pleasant to sit next to...
Length? Irrelevent. No woman ever wanted to find out...
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:58, Reply)
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