Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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gay dog.One drunken evening whilst at home sat on the sofa, my girlfriend was pleasuring me with some 'oral relief'.
After a few minutes, my dog, a usually quiet border collie named Todd, wandered up to us and calmly took a big long lick of my shaft, and then walked off.
Clearly the moment was lost, and subsequently I felt the need to shower.
So, there you have it - I was sexually assaulted my own dog.
After confiding in my friends with this story, they consequently labelled me with the nickname 'Bonio'.
twats.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:31, Reply)
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