"picky", eh?
An ex GF - a vegetarian - had been given a kitten. She was determined that it, too, would be a veggie, despite my protestations.

Strangely, it didn't go much for beans, rice, fruit etc., and she decided that it was a 'picky eater' and would 'have to learn'.

FACT: cats need a diet consisting mainly of meat or they die.

It was easier to sneakily feed the cat dried cat food and chuck most of the rotting veg over the fence than argue.

Of course, Tiddles (not his real name) and I got caught red-handed one day. The GF went bananas. Much shouting ensued. Eventually I got the idea across that a vegetarian cat is a dead cat, and she calmed down. Tiddles got a massive feast of that stinky canned stuff, and the GF and I had to have several bouts of make-up sex.

Two happy pussies. Result!
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 10:48, Reply)