The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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So oldA friend of mine was picked up by the fuzz.
Although it wasn't as bad as the time she was swung round by the tits.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 19:28, Reply)
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