The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My story of the police is quite well knownI was arrested earlier this year for throwing pizza at the Queen's car in Cambridge. From this, I am of two opinions about the police. On one side, they are a friendly and jolly bunch that have a sense of humour and quite liked me. On the other side, they are utter cunts and take things waaaaaay too seriously.
Unfortunatley, the latter is more common
Bastards.
EDIT: And when I was robbed few weeks ago, I had my weed stolen. I couldn't report it either!
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Brown cow, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 0:37,
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