The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Never tell the truth...Many years ago some friends and I were entertaining ourselves, as was our want, by making a comedy horror film (my mate wished to be - and now is - a filmmaker and we were cast and crew). Returning from "location shooting" at a local gravel pit dripping wet and tired, we retire to my mates house while he pops down the road from some milk.
Cue policemen investigating reports of trespass at local factory. They come upon my hairy mate dressed in old jeans and denim jacket - a likely candidate for drug-crazed juvenile delinquent....
Policeman - "We've had some reports of someone trespassing in the old factory. Have you been near there?"
Mate - "Yes, officer."
Policeman - "And what were you doing?"
Mate - "Making a film about zombies from outer space."
Policeman - "Step into the car please sir....."
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Vulthoom, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 12:49,
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