Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Modern BalletWent to the Royal Opera House because we have been given three tickets (apparently cost £100) each to a performance of three modern ballets. Now I must confess to not really being a fan of ballet anyway but I have never seen such absolute crap in my entire life. Queue some oldish looking woman laying down in a tutu at the top of some steps as three blokes in different coloured leotards run in circles.....for about twenty minutes.....
Don't know what the other two ballets were as we left to go to the nearest pub and get trollied.
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Spackweasel - because weasels get Downs Syndrome too, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:45,
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