Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Russian Tongue TwistersI did GCSE Russian - don't you know
Can't be bothered to try and type in Russian so here's my attempt to translate into Roman alphabet:
"Boyeeek Toopagoop Toopagoop Binky Beechock"
"Na trav-yeh drava, na drav-yeh trava"
I have no idea what either means anymore, but the second one is something about sitting on green grass.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2005, 9:08, Reply)
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