Honda
A fella goes to his doctor and says "it's really embarassing doctor but whenever i fart the noise that comes out is 'honda'".

doc consults some books and says "ah, you don't need me, you need to see your dentist"

odd, thinks the fella but off he trots to his nhs dentist - which as we know in 21st century england is a doddle (oof, cutting edge satire, i'm even wearing a sparkly suit and red twat owl glasses)

dentist takes one look inside his gob and pronounces "ah, i can see your problem - you have an abscess"

fella is perplexed "an absecess?? but it's my farts that are the problem"

dentist takes out his spang hammer "yes, didn't you know an abscess makes your fart go honda?"

i thank you!

*exits left*
( sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:25, 2 replies)

*click*
best one so far.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

also *clicks*
I shall be using this one
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, closed)