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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I went for a job interview as a Blacksmith yesterday,
he said "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said "No, but i've told a donkey to fuck off.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:10, 6 replies)
A pedant writes:
a blacksmith works metal in a forge.
A farrier shoes horses.


(father is a farrier and gives talks about it now. He uses the above joke every time)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, closed)
Another pedant writes:
True. But keep in mind that he never said that the blacksmith *wanted* him to shoe horses; he was merely asked if he had done so before. Standard interview question, even Tesco's use it*.

* may not be true
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:01, closed)
a blacksmith can be a farrier as well
the two aren't mutually exclusive

:-P
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:44, closed)
This is true
but these days it really is rather rare.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:34, closed)
Ahaha!
*likes*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:30, closed)
one of my fave jokes
makes me chuckle every time :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:55, closed)

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