Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Someone I knowGot chased through a field by a flock of sheep. Vaulted over the fence, and then stood there yelling back at them, "What do you think you're doing? I'm a vegetarian!"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:24, 9 replies)
Chased by sheep.....ffs what sort of weakling would be scared of sheep(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:57,
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He said a flockalthough it is quite funny to imagine someone running away from one pissed off ram.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:01, closed)
fair point if i'd said 'a sheep'(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:35,
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I dunnoBeing chased by a flock of anything can be quite scary. I was suggesting that you could only call someone a 'weakling' if they ran away from one sheep, singular.
I also assumed your post was a question but due to the lack of punctuation I could be incorrect.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:08, closed)
Sheep don't gain any bravery from being in flocks in my experience, I guess city folk might be scared of them.(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34,
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Maybe the sheep you live with are just cowards?(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:02, closed)
A vegetarian would be the fucking weakling thats scared of sheep.(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 23:37, closed)
Hahaha, I love this :)(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:24, closed)
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