If your beloved
is sitting on the floor doing paperwork and you've just come out the shower.

Don't - I repeat DON'T - sneak up behind her and smack her round the back of the head with your cock and run off giggling like a twat.

Its a deal breaker. It really fucking is.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:11, 13 replies)

!
I don't get why, judging by stories on here, so many girls are utterly unamused by this kind of thing. I would laugh like a mentalist.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, closed)

Bless you!
You need to have a word with my Mrs.

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, closed)

:)
Have you seen Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live doing Dick in a Box?

I should have been suspicious when my boyfriend sent me out of the room on valentines day last year so that he could 'prepare' my present. Or when I came back into the room and he had a box on his lap which he said I had to open without moving it.

I laughed so hard I couldn't stand up for about half an hour. It was the best present I have ever recieved.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, closed)

I should mention
that this was my actual present. My *only* present.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, closed)

Your good man friend
needs a boot up the arse.

A cock in a box is not a gift. Its romantic as hell, yes, but not a gift.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, closed)

...
*Former* good man friend. But not because of this. And, in fairness, he was too skint to buy me a proper present. I liked this better anyway.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:12, closed)

This year, in case you're wondering
I got a tub of plastic animals. Which also made me very happy.

I'm a low maintenance kind of girlfriend.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:13, closed)

yes!
I can't click this enough!
(Dizzy Steinway, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:39, closed)

That gave me the first
LOL of this QOTW!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 6:29, closed)

What he said
Clickage!
(Ghostlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38, closed)

Great!
Absolutely great! Ha!
(Save Us All !!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:02, closed)

Clicky!
On account of making me lol!
(Grrrrr Tigers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:03, closed)

Ha!
Ex Mr Beacon used to do that to me. I knew for some reason I should have found it all kinds of offensive, but it was just too funny.
Clicky clicky.
(Beacon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26, closed)