Three cheers for Tim
My mate Tim is now a respected academic type.
T'was not always so...

Back when he was a student he'd spent a day on the lash. Come the evening he needed more booze, so off to the off license it was. As he bimbled there he was passed by a white stretch limo filled with a bunch 21 year old girls who screamed "Show us your cock!". As he was pissed he was too slow to react and whip out his John Thomas.

So he gets to the offie, gets more booze and then saunters on home.
To his delight he sees the white limo come round the corner just ahead, so he turns his back and prepares himself.
There's a high pitched squeal from the girls as the car pulls level, so he spins round cock in hand and goes "Blaaaaargh!".

Except it's a different white stretch limo and the high-pitched squeal came not from the hotties, but from two 10 year old boys who are slack jawed and pale faced at the sight of a grown man learingly waving his penis at them.

I did mention he's all respectable now?
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:25, 7 replies)

*click*
Even though I knew what was coming it made me office lol
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:54, closed)

lol
lol
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:10, closed)

*Ker-licky*
Fantastic, made me larf
(Lord Chode, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:16, closed)

Me too
*click*
(McChinaman banned, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:51, closed)

Could see that one coming a fucking mile off
but fucking hilarious... a bit like watching midgets fighting.

Nice one, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:13, closed)

Ta, all.
My first time on QOTW. I normally lurk over on the links bit.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:34, closed)

Wahey!
Two ten year old boys in a limo though? Presumably it was Gary Glitter's runabout.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:00, closed)