The Ageing Process
Ever wondered into a room and forgotten why you went in there in the first place? Are you starting to loose your marbles? Or have your marbles already dropped off and rolled under the settee? Tell us your stories of getting older.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 8:26, Reply)

The morning after
A mate of mine woke up with a stinking hangover next to a one armed girl and swore blind that he recalled her having two upper limbs when he was shagging her the night before.

Tell me your stories about your post-session shame, shockers and delights.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Conspiracy Theories.
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Arguments
What's the most stupid argument you've got into with a partner / friend / relative?
( Zuowan, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 17:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Taking Credit
Have you ever received and/or accepted praise for something you had nothing to do with? Did you accept it? Did you get away with it?
( Zuowan, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Terror
What is the single most terrifying experience of your life? Obviously, being 'ard as nails, I've never been terrified at all. But having a stunningly epic nosebleed the other week and loosing a good 20% of my blood volume was a close call. Seeing that much of your own blood does indeed shit you up just a little...
( Bathory, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)

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( MONO!, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The great outdoors
Summer is here (enjoy it while it lasts). Regale us with your tails of the great outdoors, whether it involves being rogerred by the Scout Master or skinning your first rabbit.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Best friends
It's got to be picked at some point surely?
( Pig Bodine., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Concerts
My job sees me attend quite a few of these up and down the country. A few years ago I was lucky enough to see the singer of one of the biggest dance hits of the last decade have a mental breakdown on stage.

Tell us your story.
( Muns, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Your first car
I used to try to impress girls with my tiny, bright yellow Mini. What was the first car you drove, bought, or remember?
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

When the gym goes wrong
Ive managed to damage my locals flooring because some twat (me) loaded up one side of a squat heavier than the other and tipped over in rather spectacular fashion..
(bredstkcriminal, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 2:02, Reply)

Oral sex tricks
Share yours
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Fitter than Twitter ...
Let's challenge Apeloverage's corner of the B3ta market. Pithy, witty observations on anything you like in 140 characters or less.
(Que?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 4:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

War
Ever been pinned down in a foxhole under enemy fire? ever had to kill a man with your bare hands? War. What it is it good for? Well it might make an entertaining QOTW!
(Nitrous Nitrous, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Looking for the Silver Lining
Moved house the other day: along with the massive cost of cleaning and packing, trying to juggle it all with two kids (both under 2) and the mother-in-law round to stay there was one small perk: I got to drive a long wheel base sprinter. The joy of driving a white van is you get to drive like a twunt and not care: most people expect it of you any way. Wouldn't want to disappoint now, would we? What are your stories of silver linings?
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Daylight Saving
Tell us your tales of forgetting to put your clocks back/forward and the hilarity that ensued!
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 0:24, Reply)

Missing the point
I watched a programme about Death Row recently. It probably should have made me think about some big issues.

Instead it made me hungry.

If you were told that you had to delete your account and kill yourself, what would you have for your final meal?
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

How about a Movie Section?
Reviewing new and old movies etc?

I would read anyways.

I saw Into the Wild, the other day as chosen by on son on Netflix, tragic to watch as a parent, thought provoking as a son.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My first cup of tea.
Do you remember your first cup of tea? Did you recognise it for the life-sustaining nectar that it is, or did you spit it out it disgust? Maybe you burned your delicate, infant mouth?
What were you doing whilst you supped? Perhaps you were reading a book? Tell us everything. Maybe you were browsing the nascent world wide web - what was that like? Were you usng Netscape?
Or maybe your first cup of tea appeared from nowhere, ready to refresh you after a particularly vigorous wanking session?
The possibilities are endless, and I'm sure your responses will be fascinating.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

April Fools jokes that were actually funny
April Fools is coming up, and it's generally a tiresome affair. Have you ever pulled an April Fools (or had one done to you) that was actually funny, incredibly painful, backfired horrifically or lead to all-round arrests?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Probably bindun
But how about public transport and the crazy things you have seen. My mate saw a respectable city type shit herself on the tube...True story.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Bad weather
I was nearly concussed in particularly heavy hail. That is all.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Cutting it fine
Almost missed a flight?
Only gotten 6 numbers right on the lottery?
Photo finish to get to a toilet?
What stuff has been by the skin of your teeth?
(Natrix, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 5:14, Reply)

Weird family habits
For some reason every time my mother in law comes to visit she always brings a pack of mushrooms, never actually told us why, it isn't brought up and my wife just says 'it's the way she it' when I enquire. It's been going on so long now it seems totally normal.

What stuff does your family do that seems reasonable but on reflection is just plain odd?
(bluehamster, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Upon reading many of the health & safety training courses from this week.
Over the top OSH stuff.
A quick 1 -
I own a chainsaw which I service myself. I have used said chainsaw many times to successfully cut things down without losing limbs or chopping off my face.

I cannot use any chainsaw at work to cut branches off a tree because I do not have my "Chainsaw Ticket" - a days training to learn how to use a chainsaw.
Srsly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Trains, planes and automobiles. And buses.
And motorbikes.

Have we done vehicles yet? I've had loads of cars and bikes, crashed them, had them stolen, wrecked my Mums car several times, sometimes even admitting it was me that did it.

I've never owned a train, admittedly, but anyone who has might have an interesting story.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Best friends
New, old or imagined, share with us your sordid tales of debauchary and shit...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Getting away from it all
Is there somewhere you go? Something you do? How do you mentally (or physically) escape the soul-crushing boredom of your worthless everyday lives?
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Complete the following sentence
I like my coffee like I like my women...
(Dr Death's Malpractice Suit, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:08, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)