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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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R Kelly Tell us a joke about popular R&B singer R Kelly.
For example:
Which R&B singer has a boat?
Oar Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a pirate?
Arrrr Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a fictional humanoid creature that is part of a fantasy race akin to goblins?
Orc Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is really scary?
Argh Kelly!!!
Which R&B singer is a Scottish comic strip published in the D.C. Thomson newspaper The Sunday Post?
Oor Kullie!!!
alright Rob, when you read this in 5 months.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, 19 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Which R&B singer is what you'd write on an envelope destined for a massive wooden boat moored in Leicester?Ark, LE!!!
(, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:29, Reply)
Which R&B singer is electromagnetic radiation with longer wavelengths than those of visible light, and is therefore generally invisible to the human eye? IR Kelly!!!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 6:46, Reply)
Which R&B singer is a fan of Carry-On style innuendo and double entendres?Oo-er Kelly!!!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 11:38, Reply)
Who is an R&B singer's favourite member of Destiny's Child: Beyoncé or MichelleOr Kelly???
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:01, Reply)
Which R&B singer is a stomach ailment (such as indigestion, trapped wind or cancer)?Mar Belly!!!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:27, Reply)
Which R&B singer is an Israeli supermodel, television host, actress, and businesswoman?Bar Refaeli!!!
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:21, Reply)
Which R&B singer would keep your kids entertained in the back seat?Car Telly!!!
(, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 17:30, Reply)
Which R&B singer is good for absolutely nuthin', say it again, why'all?War Kelly!!!
(, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 11:35, Reply)
Which R&B singer was an English jazz and blues singer, critic, writer and lecturer?George Melly!!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:27, Reply)
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