Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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top tipNever EVER try to ride hom drunk on your bike while needing a pis.
If you happen to be advenurous type, there's a really big big chance that you'll try to pee while riding.
couple this with a passing police car and a strange will to appera normal, and you're going to effectively piss in your trousers, down your leg, and fill your shoes with wee.
Now... for mose ptopel this is just a good laugh, and a story to tell the grand-kids (assuming you're not going to get killed ina silly weekend drinking accident).. but here it's minus 10 degrees C.
"Funny" now means cracking your piss-covered and frozen trousers off your shin before you can get out of them.
never before have i actually taken jeans off, and heard them make creaking noises as the frozen wee cracks.
as my laces were undone, i needed to rip them off the top of te shoes.. that made me think of posting here. rip-vans-tinkle. marvellous.
FYI... frozen piss-shoes don't smell. They only smell when you thaw them. My shoes are now in the freezer :D
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35,
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