Friends and Thieves
**Points 1 + 2 applicable mainly for students**

1. Make friends with the Student’s Union security staff. I lived with one of the Heads of Security, resulting in free entry to every night he was working – ushered in like some sort of campus VIP. Also try to find a friend on the bar, as they can help subsidise your drinks.

2. Don’t ever buy books. Go to the library, find what you need, and take it to quiet corner. In all books there should be a magnetic security strip (usually front or back page). Just peel this mother off, pop the book in your bag, and stroll out. You can build up quite a collection in this way, and you are only doing yourself a favour by making it more difficult for other students to attain your level of knowledge.

3. Take up smoking pot instead of drinking. You will struggle to get through much more than £20 before falling asleep. Also, it breeds laziness and apathy, so you will be more content with a night in entertaining yourself than spunking money up the wall on drinks in the local. If you do motivate yourself to go out, just a few drinks and you will be wasted.
( ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:54, 3 replies)

This is some great satirical post highlighting the appalling selfishness of most people, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:10, closed)

It is always what you want it to be.

( ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

**Point 2 applicable mainly for twats**

( Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:01, closed)