I once...
...casually tossed a beautifuly crafted paper plane across the classroom during a French lesson.
It directed itself toward Martin and "docked" between his eyeball and the lens of his glasses. He scarcely acknoledged the event and calmly removed the aircraft, placed it on his desk, and carried on working.
Not especially naughty, but I was helpless for a good 10 minutes afterward.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:16, 4 replies)

This would have been a better story
If you'd stopped after word 2.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, closed)

*this*
agreed.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:37, closed)

Bit boring though
"I once ..." isn't going to worry the Booker Prize judges, is it?
(ubergeekian, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 23:51, closed)

You classroom assistants
ought to know better. Glad to know Martin is a professional teacher and ignored your messing about.
(Rsoles, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:02, closed)