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The B3ta Confessional is open. What was the naughtiest thing you ever did at school?

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:55)
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Well would you?
Primary school, about 8 years old, stinging nettles, a few of us were "playing" with them. I got stung, but it wasn't the first time and knew it would fade, found a dock leaf and rubbed it on it. A girl a bit younger than me comes up and speaks:

"Sting me"

"No, you'll run and tell teacher"

"No I won't, sting me"

"No!"

"Sting me, sting me, sting me, sting me, STING ME!"

Sting, cue screaming, blubbing, running off..... Next thing I know a teacher is stood before me waving said girls arm towards me and demanding to know why I did it:

"She asked me to"

"AND IF SHE ASKED YOU TO PUNCH HER, WOULD YOU DO THAT TOO?"

..............

Apparently I paused a bit too long before answering and my parents were called to discuss the issue.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:45, 1 reply)

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