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When I was around 6 or 7 I used to go to a private primary school in Farnborough. The school was okay (as far as I can recall) but I have some distinct memories about the place.

First was the headmistress won a car on Sale of the Century, not a shitty Austin Allegro or Leyland Princess but a Ford Mustang. Awesome prize in hindsight. Second was this headmistress had a bunch of afghan dogs locked in a shed in the school grounds. I don't know why they were there or why I did this but during playtime I let them all out and they ran all over the place, out the front gate. Apparently they didn't like being locked up given their break for freedom. I got a complete bollocking for it. I don't even know if they caught them all but I wouldn't be surprised if some got run down.

Random other thoughts about the place - there was some savant kid there who could draw amazing pictures at the age of 7 but he'd eat biscuits even after they had been dropped in horseshit. An Iranian girl school smelled of wee. And I bit some girls with some vampire teeth.
(MagicMoose, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:58, 1 reply)

What was an elephant doing in your pyjamas?

(ubergeekian, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:50, closed)