ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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this happened not so long agoI was being a right little booze-hound with my mates a few weekends ago, I'd taken a week worth of kebab money and spent it on a train fare home to go on the lash with them for a mate's birthday.
After lots of the boozing we got to our final destination, a nouveau straight lined rock/indie/alt club, and that's when I see her, a perfectly proportioned girl who only reached my elbow's (I'm 6' which would make her about 3'10ish), I know for a fact one of my friend's is horrifically afraid of small people, cue me scheming. My plan was to pull her and dangle her over my mate's bed in the morning...
I managed to get her interested in me, and she got up on the stage so she could reach me to kiss me, when she dipped in drunken logic stepped in and my mind screamed "FUCKING HELL SHE'S 12" I ran away screaming, literally screaming according to several less pissed mates.
Now I'm pleased to tell you she wasn't twelve as everyone at the door is ID'd however I'm not pleased to tell you the shame I feel for probably ruining the tiny girl's evening
still if she's gonna get herself interested in me, she really is selling herself short
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:55,
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