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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Sainsburys; Alperton
Standing in the queue behind a scruffy man purchasing the following items:
1 bottle supermarket brand Vodka
50 X 6 packets of burger buns
5 bottles of bleach
What sort of BBQ's does he host?

Also once saw a fella in the crisp isle, he stared at the crisps for a minute or so, removed Kiwi shoe polish from his trolley and replaced it with Sainsburys own brand Bacon Crispies. What on Earth can Bacon Crispies do better than shoe polish???? WHAT???
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:56, 3 replies)
Oh man, I see other people in the shops too. It's like we're twins or sutin.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, closed)

He only had a bit of money, and decided he wanted crisps more than he wanted shiny shoes?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:39, closed)
This
Not everyone was born with a shiny shoe full of bacon bits in their mouth, like you. Some people dont' have what we have, and they have to make difficult choices.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:30, closed)

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