I once heard my brother screaming.
This was the screaming of an animal in pain, a dying brother... I rushed to the scene.

The cries led me upstairs to the bathroom, behind which I could hear my brother's plaintive wails.

'Charles! What's wrong' I called through the door

'GET MUM!' came the reply

I rushed downstairs and found our Mum, I dragged her upstairs, we were both worried about what could have happened.

My Mum entered the bathroom and I hid round the corner listening to a conversation that would haunt my brother forever.

'What's wrong Charles?'

'THE POO WON'T COME OUT! THE POO WON'T COME OUT!' Came the reply.

I enjoy telling all his mates that one.
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:45, 10 replies)

needs more bottlebank rape

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)

well, at least someone enjoys the story.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)

I'm going to give this 6 out of 10 Theobans
Nice story, needs more Police Dog
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:48, closed)

Ok
How about a bit more bold text? You've definitely made a start but don't be scared to go all the way!

EDIT: Also I have noticed a complete lack of dolphins.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:23, closed)

I'm sorry you didn't like my story
next time I'll just invent one.
( WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:48, closed)

No no!
I liked it. Just the bold and the dolphins though.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)

What's the matter Wormulus?
Scared of a little negative response.

Diddums.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:33, closed)

How do you know my name?

( WormuIus, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:13, closed)

Wormulus is your name?
I thought it purely a derogatory term.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:52, closed)

Definitely...
...needs more dolphins. After all, everyone should have a porpoise in life.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:38, closed)