fun with anaesthetic
My Little Brother punched this guy out, from behind as he was trying to run away.

The guy deserved it, he was 3 years older than Dessie (who was 15), and trying to bully him.

Anyhow, Dessie broke his fist on this bloke, so has to go to hospital. Apparently the anaethatist was very pretty, awesomely beautiful with a kicking bod.

As dessie is coming round from "the gas and air" he looks up at her lovely face, said I like you, and pulls his knob out and has a wank. In front of my Catholic Mam, and 3 Nurses.

Apparently Mam was ineffectually swatting at his hand as, stoned of his skull, he tugged himself off.

What a star!!
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:06, 6 replies)

Clean up the puncutation
And you'll get yourself a click from me.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:46, closed)

Also, please replace "kicking bod"
*shudders*
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)

Agreed...
"stunning curves" or "with the kind of physique that made the pot plants stiffen with pure desire".

That kind of thing.

Bonus click for including catholicism.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:13, closed)

Kicking bod
I was going to use, "she had hindquarters that could stiffen a gelding" but I decided to use Dessie's exact description (should have put it in quotation marks). Metaphorical elegance doesn't come easily to a stoned teenager with a raging hard-on.
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:42, closed)

Punctuation?
Mate, it was 12:30am, and I was half asleep, typing with one hand as the other was holding my head off the desk!
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:39, closed)

Hahahahahaha
nearly wet myself laughing at that!

Used to work on a surgical ward, where you can learn a LOT about strangers as they come round from anaesthetic.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)