Not spotted this one...
But sorry if it turns out to be a repost...

A young man sits down at the bar and orders ten shots of tequila. The barman pours the drinks and asks the lad what his troubles are. "Oh no troubles" he replies "In fact, I'm sort of celebrating".
"Celebrating what?" asks the barman.
"My first blowjob" came the reply.
"Well in that case, the 11th shot is on the house" replied the barman.
"No thanks" said the young man. "No offense, but if ten don't get rid of the taste, nothing will".
(PrinceMong, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 14:28, Reply)