don't ask why they're all there.
There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and an extreme sports enthusiast.

The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it til I pass out."
The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, i'd torture it until it died."
The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it til I passed out too."
The extreme sports enthusiast, sitting in the corner, very softly says "miaow."
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:05, Reply)