Wanderer's story reminded me...
I listen to the Kermode & Mayo film review show on BBC 5 Live (or whatever it's called this week). Those of you who listen regularly will know that Mark Kermode is not a fan of the actor Danny Dyer and takes the piss out of him at every opportunity.

Dyer has reacted to this by threatening to beat up Kermode if they ever meet, which has just made him more ridiculous in the critic's eyes and resulted in Kermode pointedly (and repeatedly) noting, when other actors take criticism well, that they have a "sense of humour and a career".

Another recurring thread on the show is the presenters' resemblance to various famous people, so when someone suggested that Mark Kermode looks a bit like Kim Jong-Un, I sent an e-mail - that was read out on air - stating that the Great Leader would not be offended by this as, "He has a sense of humour, and a Korea."

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:46, 4 replies)

hah. good.

( rofl harris, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:47, closed)

Not particularly relevant or interesting
but I was once interviewed by Tony Livesey on 5 live.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:02, closed)

I was once saw
Terry Wogan's reflection in a river.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:13, closed)

Didn't someone here
shag Terry Wogans daughter?

[edit] OK, it was his flatmate.

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(username failed moderation, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:56, closed)