SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Parental SleepwalkingMy dad (admittedly after a few too many glasses of red wine) arose from bed and made his way into the fitted wardrobe. My Mum woke and asked what he was doing, the reply was that he was going to the toilet.
Mum managed to point out that it was the wrong door.
So he takes a few more paces and opens up the next door of the fitted wardrobe.
"Now where the bloody-hell d'ya think you're going?"
"Down the secret corridor that no-one knows about"
I think he made it eventually without mishap
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 0:37, Reply)
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