SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Not exaclty sleepwalking......but I do seem to talk in my sleep quite a lot. After falling asleep whilst watching Red Dwarf with my then boyfriend, apparently I rolled over, prodded him really hard in the side and told him in no uncertain terms that "you're the cat!" and went back to sleeping normally.
I also woke up twice last week to find myself mid-conversation with my current boyfriend. I seemed to have started to tell him about the bugs that needed washing in his jeans and how much they scared me, and then woke him up to tell him that "it's the boiler, not your boyfriend" (we were having hot water problems at the time).
I also do whatever job I have at the time in my sleep, asking customers if they were ok and getting really annoyed that I couldn't find the panini machine are just two occasions that stick out, not counting folding pastry, righting kayaks and teaching fencing.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:27, Reply)
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