I've posted this story before
and it involves me being quite a tit.

Once, I was so tired of the relationship I was in. Really tired - she was far too immature at times, was boring to talk to and the sex wasn't brilliant.

Despite the fact I lived in Newcastle and she lived 200 miles South didn't seem to put a strain on the relationship at all. She phoned me at 2am to talk about recent films that she'd seen.

I tried having "the talk", but she never seemed to accept that I was trying to break up with her.

You know what I did? The single most cuntish thing I've ever done in my life.

I hacked into her Facebook and set her status to "single".

Next time she phoned me, I acted like I was pissed off that she did this without telling me first, and "if she wanted to end the relationship, she could have warned me first". This led to her being very confused, saying that she didn't do this act, which got me to pretend to be even more pissed off.

So that's how you dump a girl who won't stay dumped. Just confuse the fuck out of her.
(__, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:37, 4 replies)

or
you could put 3 shovels in a corner and tell her to take her pick.
that should confuse her.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:55, closed)

I like your style
Have a click...
(CannedLaughter, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)

You genius
Back when I was a youngster we didn't have technology to do this - when we wanted to break up with women without being the one to "do" the breaking up we had to rely on acting cold and aloof until they lost their tempers...
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)

You sir
Are a genius. Have a click, you utter cunt.
(Mr. In-Between has regretted posting this ever since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 23:52, closed)