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Freddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.

Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.

What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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Pictoral evidence of the common social gaffes that are dating profiles
Following on from my list of rules over the page, I made this!

A ghastly and bewildering parade of How Not To Do It


Worthy of a post in its own right, I feel.

Stay til the end, I saved the best til last :)

(There's about 24 pics... more where that came from but enough's enough).

EDIT: enough isn't enough. Part 2 now here, with added goodness
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:38, 22 replies)
What?
Meet me to find out? hmm Id rather not.


I sense desperation!
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 20:56, closed)
Some of those people
must have to pay for extra inbox space. The guy with the wine glass sucked onto his lips is just immense.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 21:00, closed)
hmmm..
i was thinking about internet dating... now im not if thats whats out there, although the butt nipples did intregue me
(ms.twister, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 21:13, closed)
Cock
The guy with knob made me feel a bit .... *ahem* .... funny
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 21:34, closed)
haha love it!!
*clickity click click*

The guy with buttnipples disturbed me though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 21:50, closed)
Im scared
to ask if these morons took ages to find because Im afriad the answer might be no!

There are some hotties though, armyguy gets my vote ;)

Theyre frightningly addictive to look at as well
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)
frighteningly addictive indeed
i'm sure my boss would say i have better things to be doing, though.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 8:39, closed)
worrying
Really worrying. The guy with nipples on his cheeks has serious issues.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 23:01, closed)
tee hee
that was great. the comments were spot on. post more!!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, closed)
More
In general?

Or more of those? Coz I have more of those... oh yes :(

Thankies too, glad I'm not the only one who finds this inappropriately amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:01, closed)
more of those!
it makes me feel better about myself :P
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 3:28, closed)
Your wish
is my command :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:16, closed)
3 rules?
No, 4! But what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:33, closed)
See my other post
Over the page, my list of rules for dating profile pics. I did this in conjunction with it. But gave it its own post, coz I felt it deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:15, closed)
More please!
Bloody fantastic. Big clicks all round.
(Princessbadger, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:31, closed)
I enjoyed that...
Have a kitten.
(ptet is happy, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:54, closed)
Here, I dun did this too!
img155.imageshack.us/slideshow/player.php?id=img155/7910/1221573073r4n.smil

Longer show, more pics (55 to be precise), enjoy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:09, closed)
Ah, more roffly goodness!
'We delete members that are unfit to date'?
:D
Eeew to the tongues that look like Tesco Value burgers!

Sheepthingman gets my vote, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:43, closed)
*Clicks one million times*
The caption "nom nom nom nom nom" made me laugh so much it hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:53, closed)
Still giggling here too
And also, he looks like the man from Green Wing.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:28, closed)
As I said before
One bit of advice about internet dating: be persistent. Don't be too dis-heartened by the lack of interesting profiles. They're out there - you gotta find 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:54, closed)
They're ALL interesting
Just not... eligible.

No, I take your point though. Although the next stage in the process is developing a filter to stop the ones who look nice and interesting from turning into desperate alcoholic stalkers as soon as I embark upon conversation with them.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:31, closed)

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