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Freddy Woo writes, "My school bully just friended me on Facebook!" No doubt he pokes him, and then demands his lunch money.

Personally, last month a scantily clad young woman confused me with her fiance, with whom I share a first and last name. I'm still not sure she's noticed, but she's going to be mortified when she does.

What's the biggest mistake you've made using a social networking site?

(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:06)
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Gumtree
Not sure if this counts.

My missus read in one of her "wimmin's" mags about how some rough old slapper gets regular deep-dick action by advertising where she'll be on business and when she'll be available for a piping. I pointed out this would only work for a woman. The wife disagrees.

And so the experiment started. We placed adverts on Gumtree - one "woman seeks man"; one "man seeks woman" and one "couple seeks other", just for shits and giggles - each one stating "picture garuntees response". We then waited for the replies to roll in.

Though we didn't have to wait long. The "woman seeks man" advert got four responses within 20 minutes, which I thought was slightly strange considering we posted the advert a little before midnight on December 30th. By the morning, the inbox of the fake email address we used was stuffed with cocks, hundreds of the things. Plus some of the pictures of said love-lengths showed them being used in slightly unusual ways.

After a few minutes of checking out the weird replies, I felt more than a little sick. Not least by my wife looking at one picture and uttering the phrase "you wouldn't shag him, he's got crap wallpaper".

I was right, though. The "man seeking woman" only got "are you sure you're after a woman?" type replies. And more pictures of cocks.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:42, 6 replies)
I did something similar...
... and found that even the most desperate, diseased subject would elicit hundreds of pictures of cocks.

It was all strangely dispiriting.

This: scaryduck.blogspot.com/2008/08/on-mank.html
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:54, closed)
Lezzers do it, too.
I can empathise. My post earlier on in the thread is on a similar subject.
Lesbians sent me pics of their lady lettuce.
WITHOUT EVEN CHATTING ME UP, FIRST!

Oh, the horror.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:50, closed)
The thing is...
...these days almost ANYTHING can get flooded with pictures of cocks:

Man seeking enlightenment - unleash the cocks!

Woman seeking friendship - Dispatch the dicksquads!

Man hiring opére - Release the Krackenpenis!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:36, closed)
I'm mildly horrified
by the term "lady lettuce"
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:27, closed)
Have a click..
..for the wallpaper comment.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:25, closed)
*click*
For me picturing the cover of Cosmo with one of the article titles being "rough old slapper gets regular deep-dick action".
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:23, closed)

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