school report from PE teacher
"Ferret always turns up to Sport with a clean kit"

This was basically for Rugby, the only sport we ever seemed to play. I'm not sure if the PE teacher just had nothing better to say about me (as if was laundering my own kit) or simply didn't remember me at all because a) I was shit b) being shit, I was second-last out on the wing and so was never actually given a chance to interact with the ball and demonstrate otherwise.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:21, Reply)