Evil sports #1
The bleep test, a sadistic test designed to gauge the fitness levels of everyone by trying to kill them...

Everyone starts off at one end of the hall, the PE teachers set a tape going and it beeps. At this point you have to leg it to the opposite end of the hall before it goes beep again, then back and so forth as the beeps steadily get faster and everyone steadily gets more knackered until you are picked out by the teachers as having not ran fast enough and made it to the opposite end of the hall before the next beep.

In theory (and based on many stories) this should be an easy test - run for a wee bit before getting bored and giving up. Everyone at our school on the other hand seemed to take it far too seriously, so it was a debate between killing yourself trying to at least manage a passable effort, or being killed later on when the sporty guys decide to pick on the tards that can't even run...
(442, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)