Boobs
Cumquat mays story about swimmers reminded me of this. Back when i was a teenager, i was a quite the swimmer. Once we were on training camp in Austria (up in the mountains, the thin air and all..). We actually swam 10 km a day. I ate 1 kg chokoade a day, and still managed to loose 4 kg on that camp. But i digress (you are waiting for the "boobs"-part).

There was this girl who preferred to swim topless, to avoid tan lines on her upper body when we trained in the outdoor pool. This was accepted by all of us as something completely normal. I found it a bit odd first, but after a very short while i didn't even pay attention to her boobs anymore, as weird as it sounds..
(Robotnik, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:46, 17 replies)

May I be the first to say
POIDH
(King Nightmare, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:50, closed)

May I be the first to say
What do you mean you didn't even pay any attention to her boobs anymore?

Are you a straight woman or a heeeeeeee-ooooooooooooge gayer?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:55, closed)

Strange isn't it? Now that i am a grumpy old family dad with an absolutely perverted and depraved mind, i can't imagine what i was thinking..
(Robotnik, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:05, closed)

Yeah right
and there was no other reason why you swam 10km a day was there?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 13:09, closed)

He couldn't get out of the pool until he was off Def Con Bongle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, closed)

Or his "rudder" was proving very useful.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:02, closed)

Because you were spent?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:32, closed)

this thread has made me want to kill myself, thanks everyone
i'm off to make toast in the bath and drink some harpic, cheerio
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, closed)

The man who is tired of boobs is tired of life.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, closed)

^This.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:18, closed)

I like boobs

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:49, closed)

I endorse this sentiment.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, closed)

I also like boobs.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:19, closed)

Either the chokoade was laced with Bromide or you're gay.
I know which answer I'm going with.
Because I like breasts.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:18, closed)

"as weird as it sounds"
It DOES sound weird. Very weird indeed.
(rampants, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 1:59, closed)

15 replies, all you have to do is to put "boobs" in the subject line. :-)
(Robotnik, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 7:21, closed)

and to further the palm to forehead action
you must rate the said boobage for us.
(wino.NZ The Ayatollah of rock n' rolla..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52, closed)