Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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It's probably more innocence than ignoranceBut when I was still at the age when I needed to be accompanied to public lavatories by my dad rather than going about my business on my own, I went to wash my hands then asked my dad if I could have a sweetie from the vending machine on the wall.
Dad: Err, those aren't sweets, son.
Me: So why are they strawberry flavoured?
A voice from a cubicle piped up with "Good luck explaining that one, mate!"
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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Oh brilliant!Did you pop back a few years later?
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HahahahahahaI hope this makes the newsletter - this is ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:13,
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Oh, sorry...I doubt it was me (the chances are slim I imagine) but I have called out just such a missive from the stalls on hearing father and son having this exact conversation. Chuckled for ages. Just in case, I'm sorry to your father and you have a click.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36,
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excellentclick
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ClickThis has got to win
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