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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I think these guys were surprised
When my Pa was a teacher in Bath we (my bro and I) used to have great fun with skinny dippers, my Dad was a head of faculty and taught at a girls school (I used to have the sexiest nubile baby sitters) my bro went to a private boys school (very exclusive) he obtained these massively loud German bangers one night from a friend of German origins....after he noticed some skinny dippers having sex in the girls school pool, he got his friend to crawl around commando style and steal their clothes, knowing that the shortest distance between them and freedom, was the road, which was a long but busy road into town,( for anyone that knows Bath, my bro's school was kingswood but we lived at the Royal School) Anyhow they stole these innocent skinny dippers clothes, then threw lit bangers at them, they shot out the pool crying gunfire,ran through the nettles, and jumped over the wall onto the main road naked, and ran and ran. That must have been quite a shock, I lovethe thought of the young lovers running terrified, excited and appalled down the road, taking desperate measures to cover their dignity. The guy had quite nice clothes apparently, my bro gave them to the sally army. At least it was all for a good cause.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 21:57, closed)
Methinks there's an underlying fetish here.
I lovethe thought of the young lovers running terrified, excited and appalled down the road, taking desperate measures to cover their dignity.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:12, closed)
Are you trying to suggest that the OP is getting aroused at the thought people having sex at a school?

(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:14, closed)
Maybe more the
scaring the shit out of people mid-coitus and making them run away.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:23, closed)
Jolly good.
I was rather worried that you were suggesting that someone who hangs around schools hoping to see people having sex might be a touch creepy.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:27, closed)
Funny how you always go
straight to that sort of conclusion AB.
Always.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:32, closed)
Hey, I'm not the one suggesting that sneaking into swimming pools late at night to see naked people is creepy here, you horrid troll.

(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:38, closed)
He's trying to ruin QOTW, the swine!

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:09, closed)

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