Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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I canStand on one leg for a long, long time. Without sticking my arms out for balance. I'm not sure how long, because when I tried to time it I got bored after the first hour. This is a totally useless talent, unless I ever get a job as a flamingo.
I can also breastfeed and hoover at the same time, which is really quite handy.
And I know a lady *cough* who can hide a can of Super Lager in her quim.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:18, 7 replies)
ewwwwwwarm beer
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:23,
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Super Lager is shite anyway. Super Lager would taste awful ice-cold from a crystal goblet. So warm from a furry cup doesn't make much difference really. Smells a bit though.
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Choice of beerWouldnt 'tenants' be more appropriate?
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:29, closed)
Oh...Suddenly I'm wondering where 'Stella' got it's name...
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snee held his breath since, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:22,
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Yeah...I once ruled a bit...I was watching a piss pot in my local and he seemed obsessed with a certain tap beer. 'Stella Artois. Stella...Artois. Stella. Artois.'
And I says...'yeeeah. You might know her sister, Menage.'
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That doesn't sound like a lady.(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:40, closed)
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